Jokes / Jokes
Okay, these are silly jokes! But we have the advantage of being able to recycle up to the "jokes" lousy, making reading practice!
There is a tradition in the United States to tease blondes. They have thousands of jokes that rely on the alleged lack of neurons of the blondes.
The jokes are in English without translation. If you have difficulty, ask your fellow aydua a comment. We expect our readers from reacting, comment, etc. tease.
After the effort with these two jokes in English, as a reward we offer them two cstellano.
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a. La Universitaria Rubia
A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.
During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.
"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "Now I'm rechecking my answers."
b. La Secuestradora Rubia.
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom. She went to the local playground, grabbed the first kid she saw, took him behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you." She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde look in the bag and found the $ 10,000 with a note That Said, "How Could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
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Now after the "groaners" above, as a reward check out the following ... ("Groan" both verb and noun, has a strong note of complaint of pain. A bad joke is a "groaned" complaints of pain because it brings to the audience. If it is too bad and is an 'groaned, "like most and is good because it's bad!
The following jokes are so good that you got the step as in English. If I find others like the publish in English, but do not think you match these.
-Pepe, how to write bullet? "Well as it sounds, Manolo. And Manolo wrote PUM.
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military died yesterday, two in a murder and two in the reconstruction of the facts.
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A guy in a newspaper read: "Landslide Kills 100 People." Then he says: Damn ... Why Arab bad!
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phone rings in the house of Manolo: Hey, Manolo! I call you on the mower. Gee, Joe, How well you listen!
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